Seriously Silly Safety Stories

1	Father told he cannot swim with more than one child over health and safety fears
2	Now health and safety chiefs ban Red Arrows display... because 'vibrations' could damage nearby buildings
3	Council bans ball sports on playing field
4	Football banned
5	Postbox sealed up over health and safety fears
6	Glowsticks banned
7	Ribble Valley farmer banned from clearing snow - because he doesn't have NVQ
8	Clearing ice - you'll get sued
9	Energy giant orders staff to always reverse into parking spaces under 'draconian' health and safety rules.
10	Swimmers ordered to do widths not lengths for health and safety reasons
11	School bans 'dangerous' swimming goggles
12	Home baking ban at school fairs
13	Caravan park bans washing lines
14	No open top bus for Wolves
15	Sorry, it's too wet for swimming
16	Father can't take both kids swimming
17	Sentimental tokens on children's graves banned by council
18	Dorset Church cancels Christmas concert
19	No Christmas Trees in Llandovery